Tell us what worked for you, and what flopped.

 

The weirdest pickup line I used that worked, was at a Halloween Party for my College in 1981. Dressed in a Dr's coat with a name tag that said [DR LOVE] I walked p to a female vampire, and said "You Suck." for a minute she was mad, then she go it. and took me into the backroom and showed me.

The weirdest place that I got laid on a first date was in the back of my friend's Ford Courier Pick up truck doing 60mph down the freeway headed for a resort weekend. It was windy, she was cold, she asked what she could do to stay warm. I said Let's Fuck, she smiled, got down under the blankets, I followed and my Friend's annoyance was epic.

As for flops. Back in the 80's I used to cruise for Hitchhikers. I had the obligatory, "Ass, Gas or Grass: No one rides for Free" Bumper sticker and Dashboard sign. The response was always, "Are you serious?" to which I responded yes. It almost never worked. In the decade I had that truck I only scored that way twice. One of them was my first Tranwoman.

 

Cemetery... quiet, peaceful. She loved it.

 

I want you now

 

The usual, stop in the local homicide department, see if they need help with the stiffs, get her finger printed, just in case. Then take a cruise though the red light district, see if she knows anyone, introduce her to some acquaintance. If she can't turn a buck, than head to the dinner for some applesauce.

 

The first date probably isn't the best time to whip out your kinks.

 

Knot tying classes

 

If it's a first date, do you know the person and what they might be open to? If not, I would tread lightly until you find out what they would be up to try.

 

My kinkiest was sex with a married man in the bed he shares with his wife. I felt a super-slut

 

If a guy asks me out assuming he is getting laid…. He isn’t going to be happy

 

Been there done that. With a wife in her bed while hubby was gone. Loved it

 

1st date weirdness I and my brother met a couple at a restaurant they were into swinging the wife went and sat between her husband and my brother and started to give them hand jobs pulled my hand over to her lap and had me finger her

 

Set up four more friends and give her a night of sweet loving......gangbang!

 

I've never done anything "kinky" on a first date. In fact I never did anything even very sexy on a first date. Kinky comes with familiarity.

 

My girlfriend and I reinact our 1st date all the time, with a good careless sexual adventure. I actually almost won a bet to get a BJ from her friend that night. I lost and had to buy them breakfast instead.

 

Well this was not normal for me to do years ago. Long story made short, I was looking to cheat on my then husband. Answered an ad on Craigslist and left to meet the guy for casual sex. I went into a strip club and had drinks while I waited, waited and more waiting. The guy never showed up. This guy asked to sit with me, I said yes. We did shots, girls danced for us and me. We went to the VIP room and I had sex with a dancer and cute server and him. This was a first for me to do. The guy couple years later married me and we still play hard today.